Ever wondered how much Milan Fashion Week tickets would cost?

If your interested in attending Milan Fashion Week and have a spare kidney that you would like to sell to raise funds then your in luck!

Apparently an auction house in Milan have two tickets for the front row or the F-row as it's affectionately referred to by people who aren't me.

Oh but wait, there is a catch. The tickets are starting their bidding process at $25,000 for three shows and $10,000 for Miu Miu alone.

It gets better! Securing your F-row seating and attendance at t'shows with access to backstage at Fendi will set you back, a cool - $95,000. Makes Miu Miu sound like it's cheap as chips!

Guess I will settle for the highlights as dictated by Tim Blanks online then.....