a women’s group I could join?
Over the years I have given thousands of talks to WI groups, Townswomen's Guild, Probus, The Wrens (never been in the Navy!, Rotary, the Masons etc.
Until now I have never had the desire to join any such groups.
My cousin has a picture of my only visit to the Brownies, there I am sat on the front row with arms crossed and my face a picture. No one was surprised I never went back!
Now I suddenly have the desire to join something, is this a sign I am becoming old I idly wonder.
My trouble is I have the attention span of a knat and get bored when folk waffle on endlessly about stuff. At the mother and toddler groups I did occasionally grace with my presence I got so blooming hacked off with the talk of little Willy’s potty training that I would lob in an odd hand grenade of...
‘What do you think of the current political situation?’
Mouths would open and close in unison as faces frown furrowed with...
‘What the hell is this strange personage on about? I ask you is there anything more important than teething, breast feeding and cackie nappies!?!’
So you see I have a bit of a problem! Any ideas, suggestions gratefully received.
And before you suggest AA or SW that would be pure hell as all they would do is sit and talk about booze and food... or maybe not?

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