Charred

I was perhaps too disturbed by the fiery deaths of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen in the original "Star Wars." Luke seemed to recover quickly, but I was creeped. Ditto when Anakin's mother died.

So I was both horrified and kind of entertained by this fake action figure. It's fake, right? Fake? You know that if people would buy it, the "Star Wars" empire would sell it.